Dirty thoughts at a crime scene.
Sometimes I wonder if the “poems to John’s girlfriends” that Sherlock found were not actually poems to John’s girlfriends but poems about Sherlock and Sherlock is too big of a dumb baby to realize it
The clear, hard eyes were dimmed for a moment, and the firm lips were shaking.
For the one and only time I caught a glimpse of a great heart as well as of a great brain.
i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this
I made a flow chart illustrating the sophisticated process I use to weed through fics.
The only improvement I would make to this sterling flow chart is one more “nope” and some arm flailing.
#sherlock: #just act natural #act uninterested #yes look out the window #fuck i’m still looking with my eyes #did he just look at me? #does that mean I should look at him? #now he’s looked away #is it awkward for me to keep looking at him? #be cool #natural
Unaired pilot Johnlock already has had sex on every conceivable surface of the 221B, adopted a dog, and have put a down payment on their cottage in Sussex.
Is nobody going to mention how red Sherlock’s eyes are when he’s on the plane? I mean look at him
Just look at him
Doesn’t that just break your heart into a million pieces
*deletes selfie like it never happened*
fics where sherlock comes without even being touched
"SIT LIKE A LADY"
"The game is never over, John."
Again, it’s my work :)